So I'm sitting in my big black flowy skirt, when the Kitten, spastic as ever, runs in, lays down on some of the overflow skirt off to my side, sits up in that 'tell-tail' position AND PEES!!!!!
Pees on my skirt, and there's plenty of pee, so it's also on the floor and the bed skirt!!!!!!!! By the time I get it all cleaned up/in the washer, the moment has passed educating the kitten, which may be for the best since I would have beat the shit out of it. I tell my new roommate of her kitten's misdeeds, and she laughs and says 'she does that'.
I am in disbelief.